Keep calm and come here you fucking bitch

roughrimjob:

*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*

(Source: organmeat)

Via A hallucination, if you will.

4gifs:

False advertising.

(Source: ForGIFs.com)


4qua-rio:

torentialtribute:

If you’re looking for the “cheapest/easiest” pet

  • don’t get a pet

THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST ACCURATE POST I HAVE EVER SEEN

Via Peachie

(Source: conniecann)


dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

Via ARMIN ALERT!!!

insomniatasteslikecottoncandy:

guiseimnaked:

guiseimnaked:

radbara:

someone make this transparent

Working on it.

There you go friend.

i love these things cause i can either send them to Disneyland:

or Hell:

and that brings me so much joy.

(Source: softbit)





awwww-cute:

That makes sense



radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

(Source: awwww-cute)




thecutestofthecute:

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

image

(Source: proctalgia)

Via nerdy blog:nerdy things

luxio:

tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

Via Intellogirl
  • person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
  • me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated
Via Intellogirl

(Source: lizardpaws)




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